Ode to my asse .....................? ?

now, i hope this isn't crass,
but i'm upset with my asse.
it used to be so tiny ,
and suddenly.., this heinnie!
maybe i should get right up
and do a sit up. push up? yup.

aw. someday someday..
i'll have an asse like those dancers.
but for now, i'll stay and play on answers.

the end.

very well said my dear!

A Butt-Ku for the ages.

Actually, the very last line says it all!!!!!!!!

Too cute!
ma

What's that be hind me
its trying to catch up
I'm afraid it will squash me
So I better hurry up

it's much more comfy sittin' when you have a little "cushion".

*stands and applauds*
Bravo! Bravo! Author!

"Dearly Defarted, We Are Gathered Here Today"
by QV (11/29/08)

I like a poem like this that's oh so cheeky,
That's brimming with self-deprecating humor.
They say your butt's the anchor from Kon Tiki;
Oh do pray tell is that a bloody rumor?
Your verse affords us all a belly laugh
(Oh darn, I've mixed my metaphors again)
And that is not its greatest worth by half
And yet it is the half that will remain.
And now, without delay, I'll be departing
You see I really must be on my way
Because of late I've been so often farting
Believe me you'll be glad I didn't stay.
Next time I call, you'd better see who knocks --
A nose can only take so many shocks!!

Buttodes like this inspire me .

Ain' t NOTHIN' wrong with having a huge bootay. Fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round!!!!!

Seriously, don't worry about it. I have a massive booty too. Embrace it. More cushion for the pushin!

Nope. You're talking to me, too.

just take a daily walk, my friend. works for me. :)

.....to thine own azzz be true...

Har Har...

i'll bet if your husband would fix your music ,
your asse would stop growing.

It could 'v been your husband's (BF' s) prayers behind your back!
Lots of males prefer Well Stuffed Cushions!
One enjoyable odd ode!

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